How you know when dislextic

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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