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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

y u no like me joke?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Jesse gets so many ladies

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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