- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Okay.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

rent a cops

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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