- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

black people

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

ok

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Dear crush, I want to drink you

women's rights

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