whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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