If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Jellybeans

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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