- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the defination of cruelty

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Title IX

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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