- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

book 'em danno

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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