- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How you know when dislextic

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Long joke Your such a downey

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