What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Neil Lewis

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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