- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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