- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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