- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

VAL SUCKS

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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