- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

how much fish could a chicken

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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