A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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4 1/2

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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