Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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