Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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How you know when dislextic

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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