Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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