- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Tucker Rivera

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Adam Chebali has no life

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

no pun intended

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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