- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What did the president do for the people? ...

Cliterus

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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