- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

I walk into a bar...

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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