Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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