- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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