I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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