- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Peas

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??