What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Joke

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Gay republicans

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Anti Joke

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