- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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