A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

thumb_up thumb_down -6

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A chicken walks into a barn.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops