- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

flavin's head

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Two planes walk into an office building

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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