- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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