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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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