How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Hail Hitler

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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