"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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antijoke is the best website.

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A man did not like this site

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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