Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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