- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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