Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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