- Anti Joke

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a black man? Black

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.