- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Chuck Norris.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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