- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Chuck Norris.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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