- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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