how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

child labor

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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