- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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