- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Sex

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Reverse psychology never fails.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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