- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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