What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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