- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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