- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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