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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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