- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A dog was barking at a tree

Who is John Galt?

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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