- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

antonis sister is mighty fine

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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