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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Men's rights

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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