What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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eh

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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sorry got to poo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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