What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Yanter, Look it up

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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