- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Barack Obama.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A jew enters a mall.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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