- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A person from Singapore eats

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

John Cena

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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