Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

I need to start studying.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

This sentence is a lie.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

You having friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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