- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Where's the soap?

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What? Yes.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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