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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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