Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I am dyslexic

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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