- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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