- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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