Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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