Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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