- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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