Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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