YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What the hell are you doing?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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