- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Tall asians

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

womens rights

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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