- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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