How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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stinky boner

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Anti Joke

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