An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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