Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

My children are mistakes

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

well use a tissue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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