Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Soccer...

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Okay.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Gus's mom

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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