Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

sucks Syntax...

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Feminism.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Women's Rights

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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