Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Beka has AIDS

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Get it? More.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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