- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What happened to the twins? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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