the midget went to the midget store

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

whats 2+2? 4

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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