- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

a pornstar comes early to a party

black people

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

whos district champs not JM

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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