- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Poop!!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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