A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Anti Joke

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