- Anti Joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead