Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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The american education system.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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