- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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