What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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