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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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