- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

these are shit

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

womens rights

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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