- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Women's Rights..

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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