- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

no

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??