Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Do you love me? No.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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