- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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