what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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