What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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homosexuals are gay

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Dance is a sport

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Hello.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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