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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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