Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Do you love me? No.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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