A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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