- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's circular and round A circle

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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