roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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