- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Click here to end the world.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Vote this down and get DOXED

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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