Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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The queen having a shit

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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